Working Weak

My job is pretty frenetic throughout the day. Nothing particularly challenging, mind you, but there are A LOT of different things to juggle. I like to think I thrive in this type of environment and will even go so far as to say there is a kind of elegance in the controlled chaos of a peak hiring season. BUT. But, I have a flaw. (I know! Me! Shocker!) A silly, strange flaw. A flaw that means I forget the darndest things sometimes. I am that person driving down the road with my

Anyone ever try to learn a foreign language? Maybe actually succeeded at learning a foreign language? I am very definitely in the “tried” camp and learned the hard way in high school Spanish that foreign languages were not something my brain was going to casually absorb. That being said, I very distinctly remember that pretty much the first thing we learned was the days of the week. You can picture, it, I’m sure: Forced conversations with your fellow schoolmates where you ina

I am of a certain age. Enough of an age that folks (significantly) younger than me have referred to “people of my generation” in a non-ironic sense as an explanation for how or why I did something vastly different from what their worldview would have led them to believe. In my opinion, of course, I usually do things better than the younger generation – but I’m equally confident the younger generation believes they do things better than mine. I suppose it is similar to appreci

English is a confusing language. We have a lot of words, those words can each mean a lot of different things, and context clues are used way more than the average native English speaker appreciates. I get it. I do. For example, the term 'bi-weekly' technically has two different meanings: twice per week or every two weeks. For a non-native English speaker who has lived on a commune for the entirety of his/her working life and never received a paycheck, I can see how this is a

My former boss once summarized The World Before GPS in a way that has stuck with me ever sense: “We never knew where we were, didn’t know how to get to where we needed to go, and never knew where to get dinner.” Nowadays, of course, the concept of being “lost” is synonymous with “my phone doesn’t have service” and only a fool goes to dinner at a place that gets fewer than two stars. [Non sequitur: The local Waffle House gets four stars. Does it make me a fool to eat there or

There is a single in the country music orbit right now that has a lyric I really like: “Lately it’s been crazy living up here in my head…” It resonates with me, you know? I feel like that most days! My personal outlet for all the crazy is this blog, as it turns out. I write it all down in a cathartic purge, which leaves space for more crazy to backfill inside my head. If I didn’t get it out, I’d probably be infected by the crazy and go a bit nuts myself. Maybe I am nuts alrea

I recently overheard one side of a conversation between one of my coworkers and a contractor that was funny enough to rate an all-stop with what I was doing so I could concentrate on eavesdropping appropriately. Coworker: What do you mean you fell asleep? It's your first day. Contractor: <inaudible> Coworker: Well, they need to go through the training thoroughly so you know what to do, and if the machine takes a few minutes to finish the cycle and you need to wait, then that'

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